Shits man!!!!

Why is that the act of excretion (or "taking a dump" as it is more affectionately called) so repulsive?

For me the act of excretion is the single largest failure of evolution. The whole act is so disgusting ... taking off your pants, the stench, the loos, and all the other paraphernalia. I mean why couldn't all the metabolic wastes in your body just vapourise to emit a fragrance so as to attract one's mate.

The words attached to "the act" are not spared either... crap, shit, piss, etc.,etc. I mean whats wrong with "pee" its such a sweet sounding word but its usage rather detestable.

Why couldn't we just shed our skin once in 6 months in order to "excrete". That would be cool wouldn't it??!!! Imagine a new skin twice every year. That would surely turn heads if you announced in a crowded room "I'm going to excrete"!!!!!!!!!