The offset theory
Theorem : Women can afford to have larger paunches than men before it getting noticed.
Proof : Women get this undue advantage because of their breasts which gives them a certain "offset". Due to this offset, you will not notice a woman's paunch as long as, it is not protruding out more than her breasts. Thus, women can have larger paunches than men before they get noticed.
Hence, proved.
Corollary 1: Women with bigger breasts can afford to have bigger paunches.
Corollary 2: Women with smaller breasts .... tough luck.
Personal Note : Unfair.
2 comments:
you must have been on a high ever since you recollected this offset theory of yours
Couldn't agree more... there's a one such specimen in my team... crap, and I've been working on my abs on and off for more than 3 years now... it's never going to happen, is it?
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