Oh my GOD!!!!

You keep seeing these car stickers saying "Jesus will save you", "Jesus heals", etc. Today I saw a really "cool" one saying "Jesus Rules", somehow I wonder such stickers don't come up for Hindu Gods.

A few suggestions from my side
Dhootpaapeshwar will get you down and groovy.
Dattatreya will rock your world.
Vishnu blows your mind away.
Life is a bummer, Ganesha kicks butt.
Nataraj can samba.
Yama keeps me alive.

Disclaimer : Do not intend to hurt anyone's religious sentiments. My apologies in case I did.